Posted by
m0t0r1zed on Monday, June 09, 2008 6:06:43 PM
Okay, Michael Weir is a CNN correspondent in Iraq. One would assume that by being in Iraq, he would have the heads up on any new developments and provide a better analysis of the situation. However, he was one of the last people to realize that the conditions in Iraq had radically improved. In fact, he seemed to be in denial about it.
Instead of providing greater insight, he provides a predictable drumbeat of doom. Always. Before he makes his report, I can predict everything that he will say. Whoa, Iran is the real winner! Whoa, the US is losing the "real" war! Whoa, this is a tentative peace that could fall apart at any moment! Whoa, it's an endless fiasco that we cannot win, and I see no end to it! Whoa, the big winner is Muqtada al-Sadr! Whoa, the big winners are the extremists! Whoa, the big winner is anybody except the US! Whoa! Defeat! Whoa! Death! Whoa! Doom!
An unrelenting desire for bias against the forces of unreasonable truth is the new standard of excellence in our partisan media, and it's just plain annoying. It's sad when I watch this guy just to see if he'll ever change his tune, but it's always the same damn note over and over and over again. You might as well just replace him with an angry monkey. Whenever it's time for the monkey to give a report, just hit it on the tail with a hammer.
Wolf: So how is the situation in Baghdad?
Monkey: Screeech!
Wolf: It's that bad?
Monkey: Screeech!
Wolf: I see. So Iran, al-Sadr, and the extremists are the real winners, and this is a tentative peace that could fall apart at any moment because we are mired in a hopeless fiasco that we cannot win?
Monkey: Screeech!
Wolf: Thank you, for that illuminating report. And now, let's get some insightful commentary from Jack Cafferty.
Monkey: Screeech!