Posted by
m0t0r1zed on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 10:09:42 PM
The Senate has just passed the bailout bill. Let's listen in to their comments ...
Reid: No, you're awesome!
McConnell: No, you're awesome!
Dodd: No, you da man!
Gregg: No, you da man!
Reid: High five, baby!
McConnell: This is how Congress is supposed to work - destroy the economy and then throw a band-aid on it, so that we can destroy it again.
Gregg: And all at taxpayer expense! Ain't life grand!
Dodd: Yeah, that's right. This is Congress at its finest. Good job guys. I'm really proud of you. Anything else we can take credit for?
McConnell: Let's give ourselves a hearty round of applause!
Reid: I can't believe we actually behaved like we were all mature and responsible.
Gregg: Hey, did anyone see this crisis happening?
Dodd: Yeah, but good thing we let it fester and waited till the last moment, so we could all be heroes in saving the economy!
Reid: Brilliant!
Dodd: You're awesome!
McConnell: No, you're awesome!
Gregg: Guys, guys. Put aside your disagreements and bickering. Let's face it. WE'RE ALL AWESOME!
Reid: Damn straight!