Posted by
m0t0r1zed on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 8:55:51 PM
You too can solve ANY problem - big or small - in just 6 easy steps.
- Immediately find someone else to blame (a 1337 variation - take full responsibility in a vague, general way, and then specifically blame someone else)
- Cover your rear
- Tell the people that you are blaming to do so something
- Wash your hands of the problem by saying that you did all that you could do (while essentially doing nothing)
- Show that you are working hard on the problem by emphasizing that others are not doing enough to your satisfaction
- If nobody is actually doing anything to fix the problem, redouble your efforts by going through steps 1-5 again until the problem goes away
Note: it is very important to do nothing. If people see you are doing something, they will conclude you were to blame and blame you for not having done it sooner.