Posted by
m0t0r1zed on Friday, June 20, 2008 9:17:37 PM
Many people have tried to obfuscate the issue of Obama being a Martian. The issues can be broken down very simply.
1) Whether McCain was born in Panama is irrelevant. The question is MOOT, since there is not even a place called "panama." It is merely a palindrome.
2) Loyal, patriotic Americans do not have a problem with Martian immigration, per se, but rather, ILLEGAL Martian immigration. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT!!!
3) Obama has repeatedly ducked and avoided the issue of REPARATIONS for the Martian INVASION of Earth. With all of the fundraising $$$ he's been raising, he better pay some of it back to the Earth people, like me!
4) Obama's Martian ability to morph into whatever hopes and dreams we project on to him is an UNFAIR advantage over Earthlings. If you don't know what I'm talking about, do some reading!!!
5) I know Obama's trying to export his Martian system of gov't, but YOU'RE IN AMERICA NOW, bucko, and we don't take kindly to you trying to shove your crazy Martian philosophy down our throats.
6) Stop SABOTAGING our space probes! As Americans, we have a right to colonize whatever the damn we please!
7) WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!